sassysailorsiren: einsame-koenigin: utapyon: mrsweasley: Mr. Bean at the opening ceremonies. Literally the most epic part of the entire thing. I never thought they’d top James Bond parachuting with The Queen, but then they fucking did, and I lost it. This is gold My love for Rowan Atkinson shall never die. Cutest part of the whole show!
me trying to tell a story: so yeah like, he said, or no, wait, first she was like.... i don't remember, but it's not important to the story 'cause... wait, yeah it is, but, i don't know man, it was just weird you know 'cause.. i don't know
heyfunniest: “i declare these fry cook games OPEN” THIS BLOG. THIS!
fandomsessed: clawsandfangs: and in that moment i swear we were all british
shadow-purple: asslenko: mormondad: obama would’ve jumped from that helicopter obama would’ve piloted that helicopter and crashed it into the olympic field, only to emerge proud and unscathed from the rubble as an eagle landed on his shoulder caw caw motherfucker
Olympic Opening Ceremonies:
Sydney: Banners! Puppets! Powerpoint!!
Athens: Bitch please - we began this shit. REMEMBER HOW WE BEGAN THIS SHIT
Beijing: Everyone is doing the same thing at once. It's fucking hypnotizing
London: This is a multi-fandom opening ceremony
teacher: okay class, listen, get out a piece of lined paper, fold it length wise, put your name, date, and period in the upper right hand corner, title it "____ notes", and number 1 through 25 without skipping lines
student 1: how do we fold it
student 2: do we skip lines
student 3: can i have some paper bro
student 4: do we have to title it
student 5: what's the date